![]() 02/01/2015 at 16:34 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
THIS THING ISNT EVEN A BALL.
![]() 02/01/2015 at 16:37 |
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So this isn't one too?
![]() 02/01/2015 at 16:38 |
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You're not a soccer fan are you?
![]() 02/01/2015 at 16:42 |
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priceless
![]() 02/01/2015 at 16:43 |
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That's quite ballular.
![]() 02/01/2015 at 16:52 |
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In fairness getting struck by a 80 mph cow bladder really hurts.
![]() 02/01/2015 at 16:52 |
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Ball =/= sphere
![]() 02/01/2015 at 17:13 |
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Been there, done that. Got the bruised ribs to show for it.
![]() 02/01/2015 at 18:00 |
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Well they can't go around calling the rugby ball and the NFL ball "round spheroid" can they? Sorry it doesn't sit on a perfect measurement of 360degrees. I imagine every rugby and football player would riot if the ball was actually shaped like a basketball.
![]() 02/01/2015 at 18:20 |
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Ball: a solid or hollow sphere or ovoid, especially one that is kicked, thrown, or hit in a game.
A football is an ovoid.
A soccer ball is a truncated icosahedron. Therefore, not a ball.
Hehe. I win.
![]() 02/01/2015 at 18:26 |
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![]() 02/01/2015 at 18:27 |
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NO.
![]() 02/01/2015 at 19:01 |
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An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walked into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.
(Keep it up and you're going in that joke. Signed, a football-ambivalent individual who can't believe how much non-football-fans talk about football and how they aren't fans of it.)
![]() 02/01/2015 at 19:03 |
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Wut? I'm a Seahawks fan.
![]() 02/01/2015 at 19:17 |
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Reflexive response to the soccer fans and Europhiles coming out of the woodwork to yell passionately about how they don't care about football.
![]() 02/02/2015 at 02:38 |
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that's a diving team. not a soccer team.
![]() 02/02/2015 at 03:09 |
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the foot ball is 1 foot long. Hence the name